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Jack Johnson

by Zach on Mar.29, 2009, under Uncategorized

Jack Johnson is a douchebag. Say it. Jack Johnson is a douchebag. Douchebag douchbag douchebag. While climbing at Stone Gardens, his cover of Tom Petty’s “Freefalling” came on. It was terrible.

I

HATE

IT.

Fucking lameass, annoying, whiny, bitch. You’re a god damn pussy and you make a retarded amount of money off your stupid songs. At least it took me time to hate Dave Grohl and Eddie Vedder. With you it was right away. STFU KTHXBAI

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